007

How does James Bond like his pussy?

Shaven not Furred..

Source: Playboy Nov 2006

Saddi Dilli

its so freaking hot in "saddi dilli". I mean its so freaking hot.

" there was once a man from mutter,
who decided to shit in the gutter,
the heat of the sun baptized his bum,
and his shit turned into the butter !! "

On a different note, I would like to take this opportunity to tell everyone i have regained access to moi account and will resume with completely pointless posts and as this is a blog for the people, and mostly by the people !! keep commenting...

p.s. its good to be back.

shaadi.com

My name is Nishadmukhi Deshpande.
I'm 5 ft 8in, brown eyes, dark hair, have a fantastic body. I like long walks on the beach,teddy bears, and eating pudding. I'm looking for a man that will make me feel like the woman that I really am.
Call me on 1-900-IM-A-WOMAN

Awake

Just when you thought you'd mastered the intricacies of today's world, along come these BLANKS to render that carefully culled knowledge obsolete. Now these blanks aren't one particular thing, remember.
Silent Lucidity, dreaming while being aware of what you are dreaming. Escaping into a subconcious reality where the world is at your feet, where the power of one's mind is often frightening to oneself. Now, doesn't that seem like a rush. In the recent months, I do believe I have been lucid dreaming. Been woken up by a knock on my door, or the thunder due to the miserable Mid-West weather. I just closed my eyes thought real hard and wanted to see what happens. In one night, I have gone to sleep thinking about something I'd want to dream about and it actually worked.
You wake up, its like a first person shooter, you can't see your face, just your hands and the people around. On days I got thrown into a setting where I was caught cheating in a Board Examination. Some cases I was in the middle of the war, but the scary thing is every thing seemed to have a dark ending. So I would wake myself up, I've often been suffocated in a dream and when you wake up and realise it was jus a dream you're scared to go back to sleep. This isn't fiction, this is fact. Just now I may just be dreaming about this, but I know I'm not.
Or am I..

hudooh ppl

shaizaaa..

this post goes out to one of my dearest friends Shalabh Gupta. Finally, he's turned 19. Happy Birthday Bro !!

hmm..how guys think

If I say po-tay-toe, you say poe-ta-toe, if I say ta-may-toe you say toe-maa-toe, so if I say "hey, hows it going?, you should say "back the fuck off !!" literally. Guys are like steely eyed mother-f@!#$%s ready to pounce on the next thing dat doesnt have a weiner. I mean if it weren't for all the women who are like born nice, we wouldn't stand a chance. If a girl smiles at me, the first thing that I can think is she likes me. It very well could be she's looking at me and wondering why he staring, or why is he standing in the middle of the Tampax aisle, but all we think is "she's checking me out !! ".

Don't get me wrong there are the occasional breed of women who stamp every guy as the Male-Chauvenistic Pig they had hoped to never come across, but when they eventually did, they hate every man 'coz they think that's how all of us are. These very people end up as the artists, the India Today columnists, who smoke atleast 20 packs a day and keep telling themselves they happy sans hommes. Well, what I think, and heck maybe I have no right to say any of this but, and no1 can disagree, women need men, And Men need them way more. Its like the famous "No shit sherlock line" everybody reading this post would be wanting to say to me. Guys are superficial in everyway, heck we aint perfect, but we expect our woman to be. Ever entered a guys room and its smelt "nice". No matter how straight you are, when u enter a girl's room the first thing you notice is the nice tropical smell, then u notice the neat room, then you notice the panties (esp the thongs), the bras and ofcourse by then "the me-so-horny" look is like plastered across your face that you just gotta get the heck out. We always expect women to be what we can't be. There's only that much blood in our body, I mean when we around women, the blood isn't rushing to our head, trust me. Why do you think, all the smart men in the world are single, around women our brains dont function, all we do is picture them with us.

There isn't any moral of the story, all I'm saying is that guys are stupid enough not to realise women are what drive us to be that better person, to reach that higher ground, to make them happy coz oh wow, flowers and candy work in wonderful of ways for the both of us.
So, guys will be guys and women should just be like they are PERFECTo !